We’ve had a quiet week, haven’t we? No noise, no wahala, no nothing. Everyone was just mellow, drinking water and minding their business. Still, mellow and minding business doesn’t mean people didn’t move mad small. So let’s get right into it!
Majek Fashek Very Much Alive
Where were we on Monday morning when news arrived that So Long singer had passed. It was everywhere and the case of how it started was like the case of the chicken and the egg—did the radio stations see the news on social media, or did social media users hear it on the radio? Anyway, as soon as the news spread, was also the news that, Ah, Majek Fashek no die oo. No use rumour kill am, beg. And now, we’ve heard new rumours that billionaire Femi Otedola has settled his medical bills. We await confirmation.
Here’s to the rainmaker, Majek Fashek. Praying for his speedy recovery. pic.twitter.com/MmocobxbcR
— Dotun Olowoporoku (@DrDotun) September 19, 2019
Majek Fashek gone into the Sky that Looks Misty and Cloudy. Rest in Peace Majek Send Down the Rain Fashek pic.twitter.com/2AJFhF2RkC
— Inuwa Habu (@Enububakar) September 16, 2019
From my radar heard Our renowned Reggae Icon has gone home…. RIP Majek Fashek???
— Lekanomoifa (@lekanfabunmi) September 15, 2019
From my radar heard Our renowned Reggae Icon has gone home…. RIP Majek Fashek???
— Lekanomoifa (@lekanfabunmi) September 15, 2019
Rest in peace! MAJEK FASHEK pic.twitter.com/e4wE5dDCdR
— Georgino Romanus (@uchman007) September 16, 2019
TEAR…. AS NIGERIA LOST A GREAT LEGEND TODAY IN QUEEN ELIZABETH HOSPITAL, ENGLAND (MAJEK FASHEK) REGGAE MUSIC. pic.twitter.com/mlt5sBdWWP
— Emeka Rafael (@Emeka19569589) September 17, 2019
Wait, Why will news platforms including radio be carrying news of Majek Fashek’s death without confirmation? What the fcuk! ??
— CHISOM (@_PLICE) September 16, 2019
Please, to those that promotes fake news, Majek Fashek A.K.A THE RAIN MAKER, isn’t dead. The Legend lives on pic.twitter.com/nbJl0gLhwI
— Izzy_Chuks® (@izzy_Chuks) September 16, 2019
Billionaire businessman FEMI OTEDOLA pays hospital bills for reggae superstar MAJEK FASHEK in London… pic.twitter.com/sCud0gdZtq
— Dele Momodu Ovation (@DeleMomodu) September 18, 2019
The Port Harcourt Serial Killer
Have you heard about the Port Harcourt serial killer? At least ten women have lost their lives at his/her hands. The MO is that a white cloth is tied around the necks and bodies of their victims.
The police has arrested a suspect, and videos of him speaking and a photo of him eating has been shared on social media. Let’s hope he’s guilty, and the real killer still isn’t out there.
THERE IS A SERIAL KILLER IN PORT HARCOURT!!!!
MORE THAN TEN LADIES HAVE BEEN KILLED IN THE SAME MANNER, WHY AREN’T THE POLICE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT?!!
ITS NOT EVEN A JOKE AGAIN!!
— ‘Durαmαn (@walejobbs) September 15, 2019
A serial killer is killing women in certain hotels in port harcourt and just today another lady has been found dead, this is not getting enough media attention something needs to be done as soon as possible
— v (@vughnn) September 15, 2019
Went to see if there were major stories about the serial killer-esque murders in Port Harcourt, and of course the NPF rep, blamed it on prostitution https://t.co/tGL0PH2YAP
— Alexis (@EhiremeA) September 14, 2019
Two girls strangled to death at a motel along Odili road Portharcourt this evening.
A serial killer on the loose.
— Alabo Roland (@Roland_speaks) September 16, 2019
“One dead is too much…enough is enough!”
Part 1: One of the suspected killers of women found in hotel rooms confesses.
Gives details of where he is from, how he kills his victims, why he kills them and all the places he has committed same crime.
Watch and share.
cc. @segalink #ProtectPhGirls pic.twitter.com/I8x9FxGeIy
— Port-Harcourt People (@AskPHPeople) September 20, 2019
So a lady in Port Harcourt who sells hair and beauty products apparently escaped an episode.
Someone calls her ordering beauty products saying she just got into town and is checked at a hotel, so she should come make the delivery there.
Only for her to get to the hotel and call
— Kueen with a K cos I’m a King too❣️ (@Her_Petiteness) September 16, 2019
— SubDeliveryZone (@SubDeliveryZone) September 19, 2019
Portharcourt serial killer getting first class treatment ??♀️ pic.twitter.com/agfyYF4xD1
— JULIA ❄ (@Julisco_) September 20, 2019
Drake’s Nigerian Fan
Drake’s biggest fan is Nigerian, and the rapper’s flying him out to his show! If you go through the fan’s Instagram page, you’ll find videos and videos of the fan rapping along to Drake. To stan that hard!
Drake really just posted a Nigerian fan all the way from TASUED and wants to fly him in for a show
Drake is flying this die hard Nigerian fan out for a show. His own dreams have come true. ???????????? pic.twitter.com/Ilz5sR21da
— ? DaddyMo ? (@therealdaddymo1) September 16, 2019
So drake just posted a Nigerian fan from TASUED n said he’ll fly him down to one of his shows
My brothers, dreams come true
May your helper locate u this month
RT to say amen n tap into dis blessing #MondayMotivation #MondayMorning # pic.twitter.com/kQhP37CfXl
— Bearly ? (@grizzly_bean) September 16, 2019
drake flying out a nigerian fan and it isn’t me pic.twitter.com/8rdNUwBzkK
— ? (@kanyin_99) September 17, 2019
Drake just posted a Nigerian fan video on his page and promised to fly him abroad for his show, how’s that for gist…
— Salvacìon ? ? (@Salvacon1) September 17, 2019
Of course Drake super fan is Nigerian of course of course of course ?
— Danny P ?? (@Blackjetlee) September 18, 2019
Just as the way Drake noticed that Nigerian d*e hard fan, we all will be noticed one day ,??
— Okpontu (@NastyBlaq) September 16, 2019
Drake finally replies a Die hard Nigerian Fan, Follows him on Instagram and invited him over to his show in USA pic.twitter.com/xK9kWnlhyw
— Overdose by Molazzi out now! (@BimbogrammPR) September 16, 2019
Spare the Rod, Spoil the South African Child
Let’s be honest, it could happen anywhere in the world and social media users would make it into a laugh: spanking children being banned. Well, it’s happened in South Africa, and South Africans had a field day with it.
Welcome to South Africa, where rape, murder, human trafficking, robbery and selling drugs, won’t get you jailed, but spanking your kids will?
— Brenda Myburgh Pretorius (@MyburghBrenda) September 20, 2019
Lol. No spanking in South Africa https://t.co/D9V7EcEmnu
— Joy The Ripper ???? (@joy_ripper) September 20, 2019
— Aphiwe Phungula (@AphiwePhungula) September 18, 2019
Wait! Spanking a child is now “Unconstitutional”? I’m gonna make a sign at my gate, stating “You are now leaving the Republic of South Africa”.
— Itumeleng (@TUMI02GP) September 18, 2019
I think the reaction to the spanking judgement has showed how disconnected parents in South Africa are to their children, Only language they speak is corporal punishment. And you wonder why we have so many children committing suicide nowadays. Irresponsible parenting.
— Tsholo ? (@ProdByJr) September 18, 2019
— Lesego?? (@LesegoFelicity) September 19, 2019
The ConCourt has ruled that spanking yr child at home is illegal in SAn homes.
The appeal was brought by Freedom of Religion South Africa which argued that the High Court judgment will make criminals of well-meaning parents.
Your thoughts?#TheGlenzitoSuperDrive pic.twitter.com/F7kuHVq2sn
— Radio 2000 (@Radio2000ZA) September 18, 2019
— A Black Mzansi Man (@Hauhau22) September 18, 2019
Constitutional court ruling is only against Whites. It’s only whites who spanks their children. Black families don’t spank, they beat. #concourt
— Man’s Not Barry Roux (@AdvBarryRoux) September 18, 2019
Ok people calm down.
— Thato Malesa (@tiidomalesa) September 18, 2019
— Mr Laka (@AmperJuristLK) September 18, 2019
MC Oluomo Goes Back to School
Not really. What really happened was he was allegedly invited to speak at UNILAG, and, well, people had words. Words like, why is someone who’s known for disrupting elections (or caught on camera stating his intentions to, anyway) lent legitimacy by a higher institution? But others have said they’d love to hear him speak, so one man’s meat, we guess.
Lol… MC Oluomo cannot speak at your event? I will pay good money to spend hours with that man.
I find it soothing to learn from raw, uncivilized successful people. They have wonderful procedures and stories that no business book will teach you.
— Balogun Danjuma (@Danjo_Oosha) September 20, 2019
I think one of the trends I’ve noticed in Nigeria society is; intellectuals are so high handed that, the Mc Oluomo’s are now the ones taking the lead. All these grammar won’t save Nigeria, if you want to leave Nigeria leave, if you feel you can do better join a party.
— Mr. Ejale (@MrEjale) September 20, 2019
Educated people really need to stop trying to mystify MC Oluomo.
I come from Warri, I can show you so many uneducated thugs with political power.
Violence and patronage are like demand and supply, it’s really not that complicated.
This Machiavellianization of thuggery no be am. https://t.co/xX70I8E1Dj
— Olorogun (@OkKevwe) September 20, 2019
The University of Lagos, Akoka, has said it did not approve the banner which had the Caretaker Chairman of the National Union of Road Transport Workers in Lagos State, Musiliu Akinsanya, aka MC Oluomo, as one of the invited guests for a programme on the campus. #mcoluomo pic.twitter.com/A3Zh0nR1fD
— Naija Institutions (@Institution_NG) September 20, 2019
They are prepping you people for MC Oluomo as Governor in 2027 & you people are complaining. You think he is an illiterate, Has he shown you his Affidavit? Get used to seeing his Face because you will keep seeing it dears ?
— King Nonny ? (@Zaddy_nomso) September 19, 2019
I woke up to this MC Oluomo brouhaha this morning. Hahan. Guest speaker and special guest are two different things entirely. Let’s be guided edakun pic.twitter.com/hqssxCzbUU
— Arákùnrin Balogun Fagunleka (@Great_Kamil) September 19, 2019
MC OLUOMO mounts the podium at Unilag to speak: pic.twitter.com/NBO9xBLsYw
— OGA JOHN BOSCO (@johnboscokomedy) September 19, 2019
University of Lagos inviting a thug, MC Oluomo as a guest speaker & people are saying its cos he is knowledgeable. On what?
No wonder we call on past leaders who have looted & destroyed this country before to still lead us now cos a person’s image isn’t relevant in Nigeria. pic.twitter.com/eyAtS1nHVs
— ? OLUWAFIFUNMI ??? #BBNaija (@FifunmiRexx) September 19, 2019
Remember when someone was contesting for governor and you’d turn your head and see his face? When was the last time you saw or heard from him?
Anyway, it rained in Lagos on Thursday morning, and everywhere
stew flood! It was go-slow like no other, cars becoming boats and wading through water. So Lagos people, tired, decided to trend the hashtag #EkoMustMove. Because, really, it must.
Dear Governor @jidesanwoolu, are we going to live in traffic all the days of our lives? Lagosians please help RT this so the Governor sees it or someone mentions it to him.
I was born and brought up in Ajao estate and schooled in OAU, but the traffic in Lagos is the reason why I did not return to Lagos. Why would you spend close to 4 hours in a traffic within a short distance and then you can’t spend 4 hours from Ile-ife to Lagos #EkoMustMove
— Teekay (@leketeekay) September 19, 2019
This is what #ekotraffic does to you!
Having spent 3hrs for a journey meant to last only 30mins, you step out of the car, climb the pedestrian bridge to have a view of the future.
Only to see that the future isn’t promising. 4hrs gone, no movement whatsoever!
Fam, #EkoMustMove pic.twitter.com/1t0w22b7Da
— Olayinka Ahmed (@YinkaDTC) September 19, 2019
I used to know all the Potholes on my House – Office route by heart. I even gave them names: Kayode Exhaust (because it once ruptured my exhaust pipe), Mobolaji 1, Ojota Bumper, etc. But now, I can’t name anymore. I can’t drive by memory. Every day, new pothole. #EkoMustMove https://t.co/dNW7vcr4Ua
— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) September 19, 2019
— Mazi Ibe (@MaziIbe_) September 19, 2019
— Tundex?? (@TundexReal_) September 19, 2019
It appears Lagos must do better to pass a law that tries to force and possibly incentivise large companies on the Island to consider remote work for staff, or prioritize work time.
Someone said poor drainage system adds to #EkoTraffic problems & I think I agree ?
The traffic in Lagos is unbearable.Commuting in the city is a harrowing experience, especially when it rains;there are negative implications on the health and productivity of residents when so much time is spent commuting..Governor Sanwo-olu over to you .#EkoMustMove
— bode omotoye (@oyebodek) September 19, 2019
Why cant our government offer train transportation in major routes?
Progressive Nations started using linear road transportation since 1800, why do our govt only sound smart during campaign but act so dumb when elected?
Whats the big deal in sticking to your words? #EkoMustMove pic.twitter.com/TwSYz0cipp
— Alhaji Zizle ? (@chi_emezie) September 19, 2019
Meeting up with an appointment in Lagos is really something else, the traffic is always there to hold you back.
And that’s it for this week! As usual, if we missed anything, let us know in the comment section. Have an awesome, awesome weekend. We sure will.
Photo Credit: @GbemiDennis